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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

The Screaming O Team Uncovers Mexico’s Real Wild Side

“This year we will be putting the O back in Mexico with our smoking Scream Team” The O in Mexico? Welcome to Spring Break. It would be more amusing to say we are going to bring out the I for idiots in mexIco. Will the Screaming O bring out the MEX in the Mexicans? Do Mexicans need a more powerful cock ring vibrator since they have the Latin passion running through their veins? Are the directions for use in both Spanish and English? Let loose these people do and Screaming O is there to make sure these people do it safely. You could wear a street cone over your dick, but there is nothing safe about fucking when fucked up. People try weird positions that end up with them falling off of beds and breaking tail bones. Ever try to fuck a person that was drunk while you yourself were sober? It’s just like trying to ride a virgin hard. They don’t know what they are doing, but they think you are having a ball.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Easy File Sharing Web Server

“Easy File Sharing Web Server is easier and faster than other methods of securely sharing photos, movies, videos and music files, because it lets you use a tool you already know how to use: a web browser.” It let’s you share content with consumers who might like to get your content for free. “Hey Jim, we’ve just shot a new Shane’s World title and we want you to have it for free. No need for you to pay for the content. The Adult industry gets subsidies from the government to pay our staff and our models. We don’t need or want your dollars because our sense states you work hard and shouldn’t have to pay for top tier content. We don’t like Tube sites because they offer a sub par class of content. Take ours for free!

Oh wait, a program such as this should be targeting Webmasters for the building and customizing of their membership sites, but no, they choose to hail it as the next Peer to Peer. That’s exactly what every content producer wants. But perhaps if you do get monies from Uncle Sam to keep the company afloat during times of economic hardship, then software like this is a dream come true. If you live in Europe, which has the highest piracy rate in the world, then you probably already know about this user friendly file system. World War 3 will happen, and the Adult Industry will be the leaders on the sands of change. I’m surprised Xbiz wasn’t hacked and this story removed. Press is press, but I don’t know if this story is a welcomed release. What say you readers of this release?

Talk to our Digital Content Hound Nate here at Pornnewz. We don’t use sophisticated, easy-to-use software to distribute your content. We’re old school like that. We just try to take your content down off of sites legally the way those that came before us did- One cease and desist letter at a time. I know the idea is time tested and considered ancient, but we believe that producers would like to protect their content. Call us strange, but that just seems to be our hunch. Viva the Dinosaurs!

In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

The Life Erotic Offers Masturbation Art

It all started with that little dyslexic artist called Picasso. They couldn’t understand just exactly why he would turn his numbers on paper into titties, ball sacks and pounced upon vaginas. If someone has that gift, can you imagine if they were trying to draw Erotica and not numbers? Ah, the soft-core side of porn, er… excuse me, art! “The Life Erotic takes Masturbation Art one step further. (They do it clothed? They’re naked. How much further could they go?) These are not passive nudes posing in the forest. These are truly beautiful girls in unique exotic settings fingering themselves and masturbating to full rich visual satisfaction.” Excellent. As long as it’s to “full rich visual satisfaction” instead of “half full rich visual satisfaction.”

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Kinklab Debuts Innovative New Harness

Attention all heterosexual men who like it in the ass but claim to be straight- Your girlfriend can now be the booty Dominatrix you have always wanted her to be. There is no need to get it from your buddy at the gym anymore because, thanks to Kinklab, the misses can certainly step up to the challenge. Fictional testimonial: “Thanks to Kinklab, my wife and I have a fulfilling monogamous relationship. I don’t hang out with Steve anymore. Thanks guys. You rock! Literally, it’s hard as a rock!”

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Paradise Marketing Offering Fleet Naturals

Activia not performing as promised? Signed up for the 14 day challenge only to find the challenge is still in your colon? Then enter stage left Fleet Naturals (Sing Fleet Naturals in the same way as the Activia commercial.) Ever had the runs? Well, then this product will work wonders on your intestinal lining. Just simply take Fleet Naturals and, insert the comfort tip into your anus, then squeeze politely. Once the contents are empty, just sit and wait patiently until Hiroshima goes off in your ass like a two ton mega hydrogen bomb. You will know when it’s time to empty contents onto the Lou, otherwise, Fleet Naturals will repaint the cheesy wallpaper in the bathroom. For some, it might be a good thing. For Gay men, this is part of the daily grind and second nature. For the heteros, once the tip is inserted, don’t continue to push the tip in and out. If you do, you would belong to the previous category. Like travelling to Mecca, this is an experience everyone should have once in their life.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Adam & Eve Partners With Night Mobile

We can now watch porn anywhere. I’ve teamed up with Verizon. They are now going to be my exclusive provider of minutes. We’ve created the Unlimited plan. They are going to provide unlimited text messaging, unlimited air time and unlimited Data. Unlimited! Have a thing for boy / girl, then as their name states, Adam & Eve are cumming to a smart phone near you. Wouldn’t it be swell to have studios team up with phone providers so you can pick and choose your carriers based on the studio deals they have? Blah, blah, iPhone does everything, but TMobile’s studio line is unparallel. I’m going TMobile. It would make shopping for a way to connect to the world a much easier task. Only problem is, you’d have to be 18 to have a digital number pad! Oi!

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Blue Lotus Entertainment’s “Birthday Sex” Blows

A new Gay studio debuts with “Birthday Sex”. So the guy walks out and they shout happy birthday and then he gets his candle blown out? Does he blow out the other candles? Or is the joke he’s working his own party and he’s the stripper that jumps out of the cake?

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Lady C Leather on the Block

Well then she gets a D for customer service. Actually the couple that runs the store are just turning in the towel. Age has a way of doing things like that to you. Cheers, a toast and may you be buried in assless chaps with a whip around your loins. Would it be terrible to show up to a showing in an outfit you bought from them on discount? A toast to a fine run!

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Playboy Magazine Misses Rate Base…Again

The mighty Heffster’s Roman Love Boat empire is not what it once was. Rodale’s Health now has more subscribers than the fuzzy little bunny that once could. It’s comparable to having a 12 inch dick and then getting a reduction surgery. It was a household name taboo and now it’s doing good just to get into a household. Like Johnny Weir without ice, Hef without boobs is a sure sign of the end of times. Run for the hills, the second coming draws nigh.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Wales Auditor General Quits After Porn is Found on Laptop

Damn those uptight Brits! Working for the Wales Audit Office absolutely brings with it stresses not released by a ball and chain at home waiting to spend the salary that comes with working at the Wales Audit Office. Jeremy Coleman, 61, has resigned after his contract was renewed for another three years. With a yearly take home of 170,000 pounds, that could easily buy you some decent memberships to some great sites. Sites like Shane’s World or Shameless Amateurs. He more than likely could afford to watch the new Tyler Woods parody or perhaps he resigned because the porn that they found on his computer was simply titles produced by Pacific Sun or Sean Cody. That could look bad for the ball and chain back home; very bad indeed as his laptop was perused by those on a witch hunt to satisfy their tense upper lip. The Queen appointed him so she has to accept his resignation, but in this day in age, I would hope even the Queen has a sense of sexuality and owns her own dildo. However, if she owned a wind-it-up eco-wonder twat pleaser, that might be pushing the envelope a little too far. Apparently the police are involved. Long live the Queen, er.., Free Speech.

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In the adult industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the publicists, who put out press release after press release, and that guy at PornNewz, who makes fun of those Press Releases. These are their stories.

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In the adult industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the publicists, who put out press release after press release, and that guy at PornNewz, who makes fun of those Press Releases. These are their stories.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Caligula Director to Make 3D Adult Feature

He’s just going to turn Caligula into 3D? Tinto Brass has announced his plans to shoot meat cleavers aspread in the 3rd realm. Bob Guccione, former penthouse publisher and friend of Brass said, “The time is right for 3D technologies to be used to create adult films.” Ahem, Tommy Gunn’s Cumming at you 3D anyone? No? Brass stated it would be the first ever 3D production of any kind to film in Italy. The Renaissance was started there, why not Brass’s vision to bring the world of Rome to us 3Dick. I mean 3Dyke. Dooh! 3D.

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In the adult industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the publicists, who put out press release after press release, and that guy at PornNewz, who makes fun of those Press Releases. These are their stories.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Russians Internet Use Increases by 22 Percent in One Year

The largest metropolitan are in Europe and the seventh largest city proper in the world, this megacity that is in Mother Russia is now Mother Internet. Muscovites are flocking to the W.W.W and one can imagine it’s not just to check the busiest subway system in the world. With a population of 10.5 Mil one can see the huge potential for international blow bangs and bukkake on Russian dames in need of tuition. Perhaps Hustler could release “This Ain’t Stalin XXX Parody”. Maybe Pink Visual should release “International Mail Order Wife Switch Vol 1”. Don’t confuse a Russian dame with a Ukrainian. NATO would have to intervene.

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In the adult industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the publicists, who put out press release after press release, and that guy at PornNewz, who makes fun of those Press Releases. These are their stories.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Larry Flynt to Give Keynote at UNC Law School symposium Feb. 18

Mr. Flynt will give opening remarks Feb. 18th at the University Of North Carolina’s First Amendment Law Review. There will be a moderator and basically everyone is looking for a fight, er. debate about the First Amendment and how Free Speech resides within that realm. Flynt, who has had quite the varied and successful career, will open up with a brief speech. Would he need live models? Barbara Streisand is looking for work these days, or, at least that’s what the word is on the street.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Venom Digital Uncorks I’m Dreaming of Genie 2

Would this cast give us three wishes? Two evil sisters going at it? Is this I Dream of Genie and She Dreams of Jerry Springer? Venom Digital’s owner/director stated, “Jessica Lynn is so much better in this one than the first one-her acting and performing and everything.”  Perhaps Lisa Ann granted the owner’s wish for a porn star turned actress who performs as a sextress. “This was definitely a bigger project. This was diving in a little deeper, having to get costumes for everyone, and really having stricter guidelines to adhere to in terms of story and content””, stated Septo. Well traditionally, if one were to write a script, it should be followed if you want the final product to end up like you had originally envisioned. Nicole Kidman was in Bewitched. Perhaps she’s looking to wiggle that nose one more time for Septo. That is of course, if he follows the script!

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

GayAsian Twinkz Productions to Launch Second DVD Line

Dwinks (Daddies + Twinks) in fetish? Say it ain’t so Dorothy? We are following the Yellow Brick Road of Success with the positive results from the Asian Twink on Twink action. Throw in some Fathers wanting to teach their son a lesson and before you know it, presto, Gay Asian Dwinks which shall not be confused with Gay Asian Twinkies that are filled with cream. Never mind, that joke backfired on itself. Get it? Gay Asian Twinkies filled with cream? Like the kind of Twinkie you eat that’s full of cream? Would these come wrapped in banana leaves?

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In the adult industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the publicists, who put out press release after press release, and that guy at PornNewz, who makes fun of those Press Releases. These are their stories.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

Juliet “Aunt Peg” Anderson Dead at Age 71

This Cougar has had her last prowl. Miss Juliet Anderson has given her last performance this day at the age of 71. Her most famous role was Aunt Peg. Towards the end it was Grandma Peg. Now, It’s Angel Grandma Peg! She can take credit for discovering Nina Hartley. Needless to say Nina was younger than when Juliet was discovered. She still had it at 39 to start her own career. She was an AVN Hall of Famer and taught IBM executives English in Japan. I wonder if she gave private lessons. Aunt Peg, we salute you!

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

The 8th Day, Tori Black Wining at 2010 AVN Awards (v1.5)

It came and it went. Much like an escort you pay a cash advance too at the door. No more stomachs to be pumped in the E.R. and drug dealers are feeling the sting as all of the Valley packs up and comes back home. Insane parties, lot of public-private sex in hotel stairways and then there are the coveted awards. Best three-way sex scene went to the insatiable Tori Black. Not to be confused with Tori Spelling, which looks like a retard sister compared to Black, the young starlet is deemed an expert at sex when it comes to more than two humans involved. Haven’t yet confirmed if she has any experience with multiple people and animals but the investigation moves on. 8th day however, the combination of Jumanji, Waterworld and 2012, cleaned up at AEE faster then two gay men hooking up at a rest stop. Kayden Kross, our premiere actress, err.., Starlet, led Adam & Even pictures back to the Garden of Bad and Victorious. AEE, which is slightly different than ADD but not by much, provided pretty lights, pretty people and one hell of a good time. Let’s wait for the 69th day! The day our cocks stood bare. Talk about an Apocalypse.

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In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.

CYBERsitter Sues China, Others for $2B Over Theft of Code

It’s a good thing they didn’t sue America cuz we be broke! CYBERsitter as opposed to CYBERclitter is a content filtering software that is used to block out pussy and men sucking cocks on your computer. In China, they will penalize your ass if you dare try to look at pornography because they banned it. The international Sears catalogue never looked so good huh? CYBERsquatter, err.. CYBERsitter claims the Chinese government stole over 3,000 lines of code from their proprietary software content filters. The Chinese are stealing from us intellectually? There’s a thought. Computer companies in China were also named in the suit for knowingly going along with the illegal activity the “can’t pronounce L’s in English” officials told them to do. Who doesn’t love a good international stand off? The conspiracy goes so far as the Chinese government actually trying to hack into the CYPERpisser’s servers in China. Oh this is so exciting. Where’s the popcorn?

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