Piracy. It is quite possibly the biggest problem facing our industry today. Sure, the current state of our economy has a significant impact on our bottom line, but who can honestly say that they haven’t seen their profits slip since the dawn of the tube site? You would think that such a huge problem would be met by a unified front to combat this prolific, money-depleting scourge. However, one of the adult industry’s most influential companies is supporting this out-of-control racket. That company is AVN.
Welcome to the PR Roundup, where we take all the Press Releases from the previous day, break them down, and give you the facts and point out the bullshit. And there’s plenty of shit to go around, since just about everyone in this industry is full of it. So without further delay…let’s get to the PR Roundup.
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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My story starts back about 3 weeks ago. I had a tradeshow to attend up in Connecticut, and me and the Natebus were currently in Memphis, TN. So I purchased a roundtrip ticket to Providence, RI (the closest airport to my tradeshow destination). Then, about a week before the tradeshow, some changes at work necessitated that I fly to Los Angeles. This meant that my company would have to eat the first leg of my roundtrip ticket, but me being in LA was more important.
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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I’m attending a tradeshow up in the Northeast, and won’t be able to post a PR Roundup today. I will make it up to you guys tomorrow though. In the meantime don’t forget to add PornNewz on Myspace, send us that PR and adult studios would be wise to advertise with us for online and in print editions. Got a comment for me…email me and tell me whatcha think! If you like the PR Roundup, make sure you’ve read ‘em all!
I heard they were watching First Time Ballbusters 2 when they were caught.
JOHOR BARU, PHILIPPINES: A married couple believed responsible for multiple robberies were caught off-guard — and redfaced — when police raided their home while they were enjoying a pornographic movie on DVD.
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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We walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey, all right! If I get by, it’s mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine…
-Jane’s Addiction - “Been Caught Stealin”
“This Week In Shoplifting” chronicles those that resorted to theft and didn’t get away with it. If you work at a retail store, shoplifting is a constant source of frustration for you. So take some comfort in reading about those that got busted trying to get a ‘5 finger discount’. Got a crazy shoplifting story to share? Send it in!
England — An English teacher will be allowed to return to the classroom despite being caught looking at pornographic websites during lessons and using school telephones to call sex hotlines.
Darren Adamson, the head of English at Houghton Kepier School in Houghton le Spring, Tyne and Wear, admitted using school computers to log on to camcandy.com and other sites. Read more
U.S. retail chains posted the worst monthly sales data in this decade as consumers stunned by a financial crisis that has derailed the U.S. economy cut spending sharply in October.
- Shane’s World contract star Casey Parker is set to light up television screens all across America this weekend, when she trades her surfboard for a clipboard on Fox Reality Channel’s My Bare Lady 2.
Testosterone patches that boost the sex drive of older women could be launched in Britain next year following successful results from the largest trial of its kind.
In clinical tests, the hormone therapy increased desire and made sex better and more frequent among post menopausal women.
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison claims the Playboy magazine founder is ”high maintenance” and says the couple didn’t have sex for “a really long time”. Read more
Hamilton, Canada — The city is making sure your next neighbour isn’t a strip club.
Hamilton is updating its adult entertainment bylaw to ensure any new or relocating clubs can’t move within 500 metres of a residential neighbourhood. The buffer zone already exists for body rub parlours. Read more
- Welcome to the first edition of the PR Roundup since our country elected a bi-racial, young man with a “funny” name as our President. Today, I’m a born-again American. Now if only we hadn’t passed all those gay marriage bans….
- Obama wins in landslide! McCain sucks the big one! Palin goes home to Alaska! Fuck yeah!
- To quote my brother-in-law Ray….”America….Fuck Yeah!”
Voters will pick the next president Tuesday, and they might also pick up some free cheesecake, coffee, ice cream and other goodies
Starbucks is offering a free cup of coffee to anyone who reports.
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is giving away star-shaped doughnuts, with red and blue sprinkles. And ice cream maker Ben and Jerry’s is offering a free scoop to anyone as part of a celebration of the election. Chicago-based Eli’s Cheesecake is giving voters a free slice of the dessert at the company’s main store. Those who don’t live in the Chicago area can get an election-related cheesecake deal online. And adult toy store Toys In Babeland offered a free choice between two products for people who visit one of the chains stores in Seattle or New York. Most of the giveaways don’t require any proof of voting.
It is back…THE PR Roundup. The only site with the cojones to take adult industry PR and show how ridiculous it can be. We’ve got a lot to cover today, so let’s do this!
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MONTREAL — In an over-the-top accent, one half of a notorious Quebec comedy duo claims to be the president of France as he describes sex with his famous wife, the joy of killing animals and Hustler magazine’s latest Sarah Palin porno spoof.
At the other end of the line? An oblivious Sarah Palin. Read more
So I had to make an emergency flight back to Los Angeles to restock my supply of Chocodiles. And as a result, was not able to get to the PR Roundup today. But fear not! I’ll be back tomorrow morning with a fresh new PR Roundup, and a belly full of Chocodiles! Word!!!!
Kim Ouwroulis doesn’t believe her age should be a barrier in her chosen career: exotic dancing.
In an unusual test of age discrimination laws, the 44-year-old Toronto-area woman filed a complaint last month with the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario, alleging the owner of a strip club fired her because she was too old. Read more
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
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