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Disorderly conduct charges for pair caught in van that was rocking

MARCH 9–While on patrol early Sunday morning at a mall in Orangeburg, South Carolina, a cop noticed a parked Chevy conversion van rocking. When Corporal William Murphy shined a light though the vehicle’s back window, he spotted Shanna Byrd, 30, and Ronald Braxton, 32, in the altogether. Read more

Jamie Jungers

Jamie Jungers

Jungers just took home the $75,000 prize after exposing a bunch of personal information about Tiger … like the size of the club, what he wanted from her sexually speaking, and on and on. Read more

Rozlyn Papa

Rozlyn Papa

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 New details are surfacing about singer Howard Jones‘ sudden departure from Killswitch Engage last month. According to various sources, Jones took leave from the group’s headlining tour after allegedly having an affair with porn star Allie Foster. Read more

What better place for Tiger’s alleged porn-star mistress to issue a statement than a major Oscar party?

Some big names showed up for Norby Walters’ Night of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night — oh, and Tiger Woods‘ alleged porn-star mistress Joslyn James was there, too! With lawyer Gloria Allred by her side, Joslyn gave a statement to the press, regarding Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren and their two children, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 1. “I just wish Tiger, Elin, Sam and Charlie the best,” she said. “I hope that they can find happiness and move forward throughout all this.” Read more

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Anyone who pays attention to popular music has probably noticed that out of all the mainstream genres, modern rock is probably the least interesting. That’s a realization that leads one to wonder, “Who is listening to this stuff, anyway?”

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Samantha Ryan

Samantha Ryan

If any male attended the game between Kansas and Kansas State last night, chances are that they saw a familiar face in the crowd… well actually, on the floor.

It turns out that adult film star, Samantha Ryan attended the game for her 34th birthday, and she was given floor seats by Kansas‘ assistant coach, Kurtis Townsend.

Townsend, who is clearly a big fan of porn, was happy that he coul Read more

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Megan Fox graces the cover of the April issue of UK’s Harper’s Bazaar and gives yet another eye opening interview about her sex life.

This time around the star, who has been dating “90210″ star Brian Austin Green since 2004, says she’s nothing like the sex goddess that the media makes her out to be.

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Jessica Simpson is good at sex. Better than good. She’s amazing at sex. She is, according to John Mayer, sexual napalm.

What’s sexual napalm? The truth is, we just don’t know. We imagine it means that Jessica Simpson’s vagina can cause severe burns, and that anybody within 100 feet of Jessica Simpson when she has sex runs the risk of dying from heat stroke, dehydration, suffocation or smoke inhalation. The trail of Jessica Simpson’s sexual partners, all of whom are now withered Bombenbrandschrumpfleichen-stricken carcasses, are a testament to this. Read more

 

The scandalous Vienna Girardi may have won hunky pilot Jake’s heart and a gorgeous engagement ring, but her past may be catching up to her. RadarOnline.comhas exclusively learned that one night in a famous strip club in Tampa, Florida she put on quite a show taking off all her clothes — leaving just her thong for the patrons!

A group of friends, including some of her Kappa Delta sorority sisters, hired a limo for the night for a going away party, and Vienna and her friends boozed it up on the ride from Orlando to Tampa where they partied at the world famous fully nude strip club Mons Venus. Read more

Wearing a tall black hat and mask covering her eyes and half her face, she said she hoped her vulnerable fans would listen to her message.

 

Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa

 

Pop phenom Lady Gaga warned her fans to practice safe sex Monday as she launches a campaign to raise awareness about HIV and AIDS.

The eccentric singer spoke to Sky News about the dangerous game of “Russian roulette” for those who do not use a condom.

Wearing a tall black hat and mask covering her eyes and half her face, she said she hoped her vulnerable fans would listen to her message.

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Well, if you haven’t heard already, Apple recently added a new category to the App Store labeled as “explicit”…and then…took it down. It seems as though Apple created the “explicit” category in the App Store to house some of the content of its massive early spring cleaning of applications (some 5,000+ apps!) that were determined by the App Store rating team as “overtly sexual” due to some complaints made by some people who apparently found the content objectionable (which most of the stuff was pretty subtle, but hey, I’m one person…) Read more

 

 

HERE’S a bunch of British Airways stewardesses ready to take off . . . their clothes.

The saucy snaps were taken by staff “fooling around” on aircraft so they could send the pics to pals.

But last night the girls and strife-torn BA were left embarrassed after the shots emerged on a hard-core porn website.

Many show cabin crew - in distinctive red, white and blue uniforms - lifting up their skirts to expose bare bums and sexy stockings.

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Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight

 

By George ‘El Guapo’ Roush on February 18, 2010  
I don’t print reader’s letters to me because most of them contain words and insults that are unfit to print. However, once in a while a golden ticket will come into my inbox that is not only worth reading, it’s worth sharing with the world.The e-mail was from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight. That’s right, Universal Studios, who first put werewolves in theaters, are a bunch of copycats. 

Here is the e-mail, unedited and untouched (including pictures), which clearly puts Universal Pictures in their place.

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What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring?   You cry.  You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast.     Take notes ladies.   This is how it’s done.   If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man.     Man I love Hillary Duff.  Just such a sneaky little freakshow.     It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?

 

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Stupid mainstreaming of stripper culture. If I have to read another article about recession strippers, pole dancing classes, or strippers-turned-respectable-citizens, I’m going to throw my platforms at the cat. Our audience has changed, and instead of show behavior being learned by a young man on the occasion of his 18th or 21st birthday, it’s imparted from Auto-Tuned vocals and lists on the web. I’ve seen customers like the girl who slapped my ass so hard she bruised me, or the guy who threw quarters wrapped in dollar bills onto the stage. However, I assume ignorance before malice on their part, and, in that spirit, I offer these etiquette tips for customers in the strip club. Read more

 

Topless Models With Tacos: ‘T&T&A’ Makes Food Porn High Art

 

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Photographer Tony Stamolis takes food porn to new heights with the March release of his book “T&T&A” (the first “T” stands for tacos). The photos below speak for themselves, as does this endorsement by food writer and cookbook author Matt Lee: “Tony’s ladies are kittens, good girls underneath the tattoos; his food images, on the other hand, are some of the raunchiest you’ll ever have the pleasure to behold, and these hot tamales may arouse you more viscerally than you ever expected.”

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When he wasn’t droppin’ the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview — that his “dream” is to write pornography. 

Now, his dream could become a reality — because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work … stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.

Vivid writes that Mayer’s a great candidate for the porn biz because his talents “have touched so many” — and apparently there’s a lot more touching to be done.

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Claritin helps me with my allergies...

Claritin helps me with my allergies...

 

Robert Pattinson did a steamy photo shoot with lots of hot, kinda nekkid models for basically gay straight lad-mag Details, in which he told his interviewer that he is “allergic to vagina.” Besides being an awesome pullquote, is it true? Read more

 

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(Hollywood, CA) In a stunning string of developments, the family-friendly adult movie Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia won the 2010 XBiz Award for Best Parody edging out Not the Cosbys XXX prompting a thrilled yet heavy-hearted director Will Ryder who just moments earlier had been named the 2010 XBiz People’s Choice Porn Director of the Year to announce he is leaving porn to pursue a career as a hip-hop rapper.

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Khloe Kardashian, who’s basically famous for selling her soul to the devilreality telly, has learned saying anything that pops into her wee brain ensures folk like us keep reporting on her.

 The ugly one out of the Kardashians (harsh, but that’s how we all know her) has just landed her sister Kourtney in the shizz.

 Khloe tweeted yesterday: “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk.”

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Hey, how do you know my Grandma?

Hey, how do you know my Grandma?

 

You know what? I’m going to stop making fun ofCanada. Not entirely, but just for a little bit, just because of this story.

There’s a restaurant in Toronto, where they’re encouraging you to have sex in the bathrooms. That’s right. They’re encouraging you to have sex in the bathrooms. I can only hope there’s bathroom attendant in the bathrooms, who’s there to make it completely awkward. He’ll slap you on the back when you get out, high-five the person you’re with and make lewd dancing motions like a man engaging in sex with a walrus. Read more

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