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Janie Jones

Janie Jones

When I first met Janie Jones, she wasn’t Janie Jones. She was Jane Doe, and she’s from the mid-west, and she was fresh off the bus and doing go-sees that day.

 

(A “go-see” is Porno Speak, and it’s all about taking the girls around town and showing them off to producers and directors. It’s really nothing more than a cattle call, something akin to the Howard Stern show — when Howard and his Gang “evaluate” girls for Playboy. Read more

Vicki Chase

Vicki Chase

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

 

I met Vicki Chase right before she jumped into the porno game; she was stunt-cock Eric John’s personal assistant. I ended up getting her first scene, too — over at The Dick Suckers. A few months later, Eric proposed to Vicki on my set. Read more

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Whenever somebody points the finger and starts up The Blame Game, I like to call it “The Blame It on Yoko Effect”.

 

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you’ve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before Read more

 

Mike South

Mike South

 

I was thinking about the abysmally sorry state of affairs that the porn biz has found itself in of late. While considering such creatively void fare as  So and So “has a Negro Problem”  and “Gag Faktor” my mind started wandering to the “next big things in porn” that never happened.  Like the so called “couples porn” and more recently “alt porn”,  Eon McKai is to porn what “The Archies” were to Rock and Roll.  Ian MacKaye should have hunted him down and impaled him with neck of his guitar for taking a homonymous name.  Indeed the difference is the same as the difference between a carat and a carrot and I hope I don’t need to tell you which is which. Someone needs to notify Joanna Angel and the moron over at Magna who thought it was a good idea that alt porn died so a magazine about it was a colossal waste of money, even if it did get him laid, which it probably didn’t. Read more

 

Mike South

Mike South

Karma is a bitch.

Yesterday Brazzers was hit with a 6 million dollar seizure by the Federal government and is facing money laundering charges.

Today Pink Visuals has filed a 6.75 million dollar suit against Brazzers for  for theft of content and copyright infringement.

Good for Pink Visuals, while Jules Jordan willingly becomes their bitch Pink Visuals is standing up.  If Digital Playground, Elegant Angel, Evil Angel, Wicked, Vivid, Zero Tolerance, Kick Ass, Redlightand others who have been ripped off by these scumbags were to also file suit Brazzers will crumble.

mikesouth.com

 

Tweety Valentine

Tweety Valentine

 

I Shoot Porn: So where did your name come from?

Tweety Valentine: My boyfriend gave it to me. I was really blonde at the time, and I’m petite, and our first date was on Valentine’s Day. He gave me this necklace! (It’s Tweety Bird).

Melissa The Make-up Artist: So your boyfriend named you in order to go get banged out in porn?

TV: We have a very open relationship. It’s very unique. Read more

 

Carla Cox

Carla Cox

I get asked a lot to post who star in the newest updates are for all the sites I shoot. I haven’t much, cause it’ll make this more of a spam site than a real blog…but lately I’ve got nothing to say, so I guess spammy is better than nothing, right? Read more

 

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I’m thinking about getting a vasectomy. The only thing that worries me is someday I’ll find “The Right One” and I’ll actually want to procreate; I’m also worried about losing my pop shot, which, over the past three years, has already diminished to a depressing level. But I don’t really believe in The Right One and I’m not male talent…so who cares.

 

 

How bad does it hurt? Read more

 

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Hey Mike,

I have been reading you posts on Jules Jordan Video and Brazzers with great interest and after seeing the site you referenced I am sure that Brazzers does own pornhub, tube8, keezmovies and others. What a shame Jules would stoop so low.

As you know I am a byer for a video store and we stock a fair amount of JJV product and it does pretty well for us but now I have a bit of a dilemma because I just can’t support anyone that puts money in the pocket of these theives so I have decided to no longer stock any of Jules Jordan Video Product. I’m sure he won’t feel the difference but it will make me feel better because we are losing a lot of revenue to the tube sites. Read more

 

Proxy Paige

Proxy Paige

Did you catch my Proxy Paige piss story?

 

Well, here’s a po-po story.

No, I don’t mean poo-poo, but I could blog about Proxy Paige and poo-poo, cause last night we hung out and watched Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. I bought it when Criterion re-released it recently, but I haven’t found the right time to watch it. What a perfect time to watch a movie like Salòduring a Porno Princess Slumber Party! Read more

 

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I Shoot Porn: Please explain the origin of your name.

Andy San Dimas: I made it up in high school. I wanted to do porn before I ever had sex. So I’d think of stupid porn names while I was not working in class. I’d write them down in my notebook instead of taking notes. San Dimas was the town where Bill and Ted lived. Read more

 

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You know just this past weekend the AVN’s went down in Vegas? You might know, but you might not..but I’m sure (especially if you’re a regular reader) you know about the AVN’s, although I think they call them the AEE’s now.

 

Who knows.

Who really cares. Read more

 

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A Concerned Reader writes:

 

Maybe it’s the sad state of the economy, but your blog seems to have lost its sharp and snarky edge. Have you become a Booster of your industry? You used to really be down on it – now you appear to be toeing the party line in order to prevent further collapse…
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I just consulted dictionary.com to make sure “snarky” was indeed a word. Not only is it legit, but it’s British in origin. At least that’s what my quick, cheap & easy internet research tells me. Read more

 

(Apparently Jules has been aware of Brazzers connection to tube sites for a long time….I guess the old saying is right, money changes everything. But at what cost to our business?)

South…Thank you for taking on Jules as maybe now he’ll make you Public Enemy #1 and not me.

As someone who has engaged in a war of words with Mr. Jordan over the past year or so…allow me to tell you how this is going to shake out. Read more

 

 

Thanks, Mike!

Thanks, Mike!

 

 

Ya wanna know why porners bottom lines are in the toilet?  Look no further than Jules Jordan Video.

Yup Jules has good product and the fact is I like him but he distributes videos for Brazzers.

Now why is that a bad thing?  Its because Brazzers owns a lot of tubesites, some of which are among the most popular websites in the world and all of which contain copyrighted content.

Lets look at some of the companies who have full scenes and/or videos available for free on one or more of Brazzers tubesites. Read more

 

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The Jedi Knight writes:

 

I was wondering what kind of car you drive? Being a self-employed porn producer, do you find it difficult to obtain financing? How do you provide proof of income, for instance?

America – the only country where everyone drives a car but no one can afford to buy one!
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Wanna hear something funny? Read more

 

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When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records on one of those small turntables you’d get from the A/V department at the school’s library, while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” of…until now. Read more

 

Velicity Von

Velicity Von

 

I Shoot Porn: Where did your name come from?

Velicity Von: I made it up. Do you want me to go into detail?

ISP: Yes.

VV: I wanted to use my real name, but my first agent told me that wasn’t safe. So then I was trying to come up with names that rhyme with my middle name. My agent came up with Felicity Faye, but there was already a girl named that. I didn’t want to use a name that was already taken. My agent came up with Velicity Von, and I think she got it from the supermarket. Read more

 

Open up and say OHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

Open up and say OHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

 

In an age when it’s almost dumb to do so, I’ve decided to start putting out my content on DVD. It’s all about making money, and, in the long run, I felt that I was leaving some on the table.

 

I was afraid, though, that I was cheapening the site. I’m not sure how it’ll all end up, but I think I’ve made the right decision. Read more

 

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They pulled into my studio around 9pm, beat and weary. I think one of them said, “L.A.’s our fiftieth stop.”

 

Fiftieth.

As in fiddy.

Just the thought of spending 50 days in a van with four other dudes for 23 hours a day — just so you can jump out and spend an hour on stage — made me feel gross. Read more

 

Proxy Paige

Proxy Paige

There’s something wrong with me.

 

Really, there is.

Maybe you know this already.

Example: I had Proxy Paige in the studio last week to shoot a scene forManojob. She’s the new gal on the block. One of many. Lately, it seems, there’s a ton of heets coming to Porno Land, and Proxy’s just one. (Wait til you get a load of her real-life roomie Lilly LaBeau). Read more

Entourage!

Entourage!

I walk into my office…and I walk into a crowd of people. This never happens, and, for a second, I’m taken back. I look at The Minion, who looks at me, and he’s as uncertain about this as I am. My immediate reaction is to yell: first at The Minion, for letting this crew into my space without asking me…and then at the crew…just cause.

I refrained, cause you remember what happened last time, right? If not, the last time I yelled at The Minion he walked, and I don’t blame him. No one really deserves to be yelled at. I’ve started checking myself before I blow my top. It’s working.

So I ask The Minion in my very-best effort of a calm voice, “Dude, what’s up here?”

He answered equally as calming: “It’s your talent for the next scene.” Read more

 

The Beautiful Ms. Ginger Lynn

The Beautiful Ms. Ginger Lynn

 

 I Shoot Porn: What’s something no one’s ever asked you before?

Ginger Lynn: Um…does my shit stink. You know I’m gonna be a smart ass during this, right?

ISP: You are a smart ass, but I love it. Where does that come from?

GL: My father. He’s a smart ass. His father, too. And my namesake — my great-grandmother, whose nick name was Ginger, not because of her rad hear, but because of she was feisty. Example: my great-grandparents husband swamped! They just got tired of this husbands and swamped them out. This is in the 1920’s, when people really didn’t think about this…let alone do it. So, my smartassiness is hereditary and genetic. Read more

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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. There he found helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a “Vote for Obama” hat and a “Save the Trees” T-shirt.

The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing “Go Sarah” shirts came racing up. Read more

Jessi Stone

Jessi Stone

Master Tom called. He has a studio a few blocks from mine. Master Tom shoots all sorts of debauchery: straight porno to gay porno to chicks with dicks. I’ve known Master Tom for years now; the first time I met him I had Spring Thomas in tow. We had to shoot a Spring Thomas cuckold movie, and not only did we use his studio to shoot it, but Master Tom was nice enough to offer up one of his slaves to play The Cuckold. Read more

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