Piracy. It is quite possibly the biggest problem facing our industry today. Sure, the current state of our economy has a significant impact on our bottom line, but who can honestly say that they haven’t seen their profits slip since the dawn of the tube site? You would think that such a huge problem would be met by a unified front to combat this prolific, money-depleting scourge. However, one of the adult industry’s most influential companies is supporting this out-of-control racket. That company is AVN.
Welcome to the PR Roundup, where we take all the Press Releases from the previous day, break them down, and give you the facts and point out the bullshit. And there’s plenty of shit to go around, since just about everyone in this industry is full of it. So without further delay…let’s get to the PR Roundup.
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“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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My story starts back about 3 weeks ago. I had a tradeshow to attend up in Connecticut, and me and the Natebus were currently in Memphis, TN. So I purchased a roundtrip ticket to Providence, RI (the closest airport to my tradeshow destination). Then, about a week before the tradeshow, some changes at work necessitated that I fly to Los Angeles. This meant that my company would have to eat the first leg of my roundtrip ticket, but me being in LA was more important.
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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I’m in Connecticut right now at the Adult Merchant Exchange conference. It’s great to meet so many retalers who are reading and enjoying PornNewz.com. You all should have received the November issue of PornNewz in the last few days. So take a moment and flip through it, then tell me what you think. Our cover story is our exposing of DNA’s use of old Wildlife footage in it’s “New Releases”, it’s a great read and certainly an eye-opener.
Tomorrow morning look for a new PR Roundup, and this weekend I’ll have another edition of “This Week In Shoplifting”, but until then, surf around the site, use the keyword search, check out the links, and let me know if there’s anything else we can do for you. Thanks for reading!!!
I’m attending a tradeshow up in the Northeast, and won’t be able to post a PR Roundup today. I will make it up to you guys tomorrow though. In the meantime don’t forget to add PornNewz on Myspace, send us that PR and adult studios would be wise to advertise with us for online and in print editions. Got a comment for me…email me and tell me whatcha think! If you like the PR Roundup, make sure you’ve read ‘em all!
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
DUN DUN
“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
DUN DUN
- Welcome to the first edition of the PR Roundup since our country elected a bi-racial, young man with a “funny” name as our President. Today, I’m a born-again American. Now if only we hadn’t passed all those gay marriage bans….
It is back…THE PR Roundup. The only site with the cojones to take adult industry PR and show how ridiculous it can be. We’ve got a lot to cover today, so let’s do this!
So I had to make an emergency flight back to Los Angeles to restock my supply of Chocodiles. And as a result, was not able to get to the PR Roundup today. But fear not! I’ll be back tomorrow morning with a fresh new PR Roundup, and a belly full of Chocodiles! Word!!!!
Happy Halloween, and welcome to another exciting edition of the PR Roundup. The PR Roundup is the most read adult industry humor column amongst males aged 25-54 who happen to be left-handed and/or missing their right hand. w00t!
The PornNewz RV ran outta propane last night, so the furnace wouldn’t kick on. It’s about 40 degrees here, so with that in mind, I give you the “I’m Freezing My Ass Off” Edition of the PR Roundup. For this edition, all spelling errors shall be forgiven and in the event I actually become frozen during the writing of this entry, I shall complete it come spring when I thaw out.
Not a lot of PR yesterday, so today’s entry won’t be a real long one. Uhhh huh huh huh…I said “real long one”.
So I’ve been an outspoken critic of AVN’s charts. While I’m not the first, nor last, I think I’ve laid out a pretty good case as to why I don’t think it’s 100% legit. So this finally brought AVN owner Paul Fishbein out to engage me in a discussion of his charts….or so I thought…
The PR Roundup. We don’t just post Press Releases as news like the other sites do. We brings the funny.
The PR Roundup. Adult studios issue Press Releases. We make fun of ‘em. Simple as that.
When I wrote the story the other day about DNA using old Wildlife footage in it’s New Releases, I initally included Meltdown…since DNA and Meltdown are one and the same. They are sister companies. The custodian of records for both is D. Desantis. That’s Dennis….AKA the guy who has vowed to punch me in the face. I removed the mention of Meltdown after a friend of mine in the industry, who’s familiar with both studios, told me that Meltdown was “totally legit”. Turns out…they aren’t. So my friend lied to me. Bummer. Want the visual proof?
The PR Roundup. They write the PR. We make fun of it. Let the show begin…
Gene Ross broke a story over at AdultFYI.com about industry veteran Mike Barbella being arrested on child pornography charges. This left me completely speechless, as I considered Mike Barbella a friend of mine.
Adult studio using another studio’s old footage in it’s “New Releases”. I told you this happens…you want proof? Here ya go…
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