
Entourage!
I walk into my office…and I walk into a crowd of people. This never happens, and, for a second, I’m taken back. I look at The Minion, who looks at me, and he’s as uncertain about this as I am. My immediate reaction is to yell: first at The Minion, for letting this crew into my space without asking me…and then at the crew…just cause.
I refrained, cause you remember what happened last time, right? If not, the last time I yelled at The Minion he walked, and I don’t blame him. No one really deserves to be yelled at. I’ve started checking myself before I blow my top. It’s working.
So I ask The Minion in my very-best effort of a calm voice, “Dude, what’s up here?”
He answered equally as calming: “It’s your talent for the next scene.” Read more
Barely Legal #100 Hustler
Bases Loaded Justin Slayer
Belladonna’s Ass Wide Open (2 discs) Evil Angel
Big Tits Round Asses #14 Bang Bros
Bitchcraft #7 Evil Angel
Bleached to the Bone #3 Third Degree
Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 Hush Hush
Her First Lesbian Sex #17 Pink Visual
Homegrown Video 771 Homegrown
Incumming #16 Diabolic
Interracial Cuckold Surprise Black Ice
It’s Big It’s Black It’s Jack #9 Vouyer
Jenna’s Dirty Secret Club Jenna
Lesbian Mentors #2 Sweetheart
Make Me Cum Vivid
Mandingo Goes Deep (2 discs) Jules Jordan
MILF Stories Vivid
My Secret College Experience White Ghetto
No Panties Allowed Burning Angel
Party Hardcore #18 Ero Maxx
Push 2 Play Digital Playground
Rocco Ravishes the Czech Republic Evil Angel
Sex on Set Wicked
Teens for Cash #16 Pink Visual
Teens Like It Big #5 Brazzers
Teens Take It Big #2 Lethal Hardcore
Wet Kisses Digital Sin
Whack Jobs #5 Zero Tolerance
Wild Party Girls #49 Dreamgirls
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Plastic surgery
is nothing new for retired porn star Jenna Jameson. But some procedures might be, as she is looking even more plastic than usual in a recent appearance on Oprah.
35-year old Jenna has been open about her breast implants and vaginoplasty, undergoing breast augmentation and removal. (See Make Me Heal’s story on Jenna Jameson’s plastic surgery). But she has never opened about what she has done to her face to give her a puffy, cat-like appearance.
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A former Dayton High School English teacher, tried and acquitted of having sex with a student, is now suing the Kenton County Prosecutor in Federal Court. Nicole Howell and her attorney Eric Deters filed the lawsuit today against Rob Sanders.
“After thinking about it, deliberating and actually going over everything that happened….this is not about me any more, this is about other people that this may happen to.”
Howell was acquitted of charges after a trial in October in which her teen accuser claimed the two had sex several times at Howell’s apartment. A jury cleared Howell of all allegations. Read more

Porn star Lisa Ann and Rob Kardashian
Just in case you thought the fame-whoring antics of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian’s family could not get more crazy, here’s a short story that will sink all your dreams.
TMZ is reporting that 22-year old Rob is now creasing the sheets with none other than porn star, Lisa Ann, best known for her eery resemblance to an ex-politician, which scored her the lead role in the recent clothes-optional hardcore epic, ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.’
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“The operation of jet aircraft and strippers are not unalike. If you don’t know what you are doing you can get out of control in a heartbeat and auger in with your tail shot clean off.”So writes Alan Markovitz in “Topless Prophet: The True Story of America’s Most Successful Gentleman’s Club Entrepreneur.” It may be the most unusual guide to business you’ll ever read. Markovitz owns, or has owned, clubs from Michigan to Florida, a business he says he got into as a college student.
His goal—make strip clubs classy.
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Olathe, KS - SinlessTouch.com works to change the paradigm of how people view adult sites. For example, if you want to buy a vibrator at Sinlesstouch.com all of the items are shipped in Discreet, sturdy, plain, unmarked boxes with only the mailing address on the label. This is to preserve your privacy 100%. Neither the name nor the SinlessTouch.com logo appears anywhere on the outside of the packaging.
The packaging makes no mention of the nature of the contents… Sex is still the number 1 searched term on the internet and Sinlesstouch.com aims to be a good citizen in what we have to offer. Right now, there’s nothing that would be considered explicit on the front page of our site”, reveals Jessica Blake, SinlessTouch.com vice president. “Some people do not understand our approach, but we feel it is the right way to market ourselves. We don’t want explicit content to be the one thing that jumps out at you. Read more
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla., Nov. 24 /PRNewswire/ — Distribution Services, Inc. (DSI) announced today that they will assume newsstand marketing and distribution responsibility for Playboy magazine, Playboy Special Editions and Playboy Calendars effective with the March issues.
In announcing the agreement, DSI President Mike Porche said, “DSI is extremely pleased to have the opportunity to represent one of the world’s most recognizable brands. We are flattered that the management of Playboy Enterprises has chosen American Media, Inc., and by extension DSI, to help them navigate through one of the most challenging times in newsstand history.”
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Wednesday, December 9 To Saturday, December 13
Holiday Inn South Loop In Houston, TX
December 9th thru the 13th, Lone Star Pornutopia III, against all odds, will return to Houston, Texas after a one year hiatus. Over 30 XXX Adult Film Stars will descend on Space City to partake in the third edition of Lone Star Pornutopia, a three day mini Adult expo capped off by a Texas Sized Holiday Party.
Adult Quest Magazine, Houston’s leading Adult Entertainment Magazine, along with Allxclub.com will once again play host to this event but decided to move it to the new December Date.
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HILLSBOROUGH, N.C., Nov. 24 /PRNewswire/ — Whether it’s called a fling, casual sex or a hookup, the one-night stand is alive and well in America! Adam & Eve, America’s most trusted name in adult entertainment, asked over 1,000 American adults to truthfully reveal how many one-night stands they’d had. And the results may open up an interesting line of communication in couples! Read more
Come Thanksgiving, folks sit around the family dinner table debating their preference for breast or thigh.
Turkey, of course.
But after dinner, maybe not.
Several local strip clubs report they keep their doors open at Thanksgiving. And many customers pay a late-night visit - when dinner’s over, or when their families are too far away to reach.
“It’s not a huge night for us, but it’s worth our while to be open,” says Gary Santabarbara, who runs Delilah’s Den in Pleasantville. Read more
Los Angeles, CA (CNS) - Reality TV star Tila Tequila is threatening to sue a porn site for streaming a sex tape she claims was stolen from her laptop two years ago.
The 28-year-old former MySpace sensation claims she reported that the footage was taken from her stolen laptop computer two years ago. She does not know why the video, which shows her in a sexual position with a naked man, is surfacing on the website 4tube.com now. Read more
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11% of British people surveyed by the Department for Children, Schools and Families (DCSF) still believe a woman can’t get pregnant if she has sex standing up, according to a recent poll.The DCSF commissioned the survey of 2,000 people aged 16-50 to highlight misconceptions around safe sex.
Almost 20% per cent thought having sex while a woman is on her period or if the man withdraws before ejaculation means a woman can’t get pregnant. Read more

David Ogden
The announcement that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and four other terrorists would be tried in a civilian courtroom in New York City was made on Friday by Attorney General Eric Holder. Holder said he is confident that the court will provide a fair trial for the 9/11 conspirators and that justice will be served.
While critics of the Obama Administration’s Justice Department have focused most of their attention on Holder, many have failed to acquaint Americans with the legal background of Holder’s Deputy Attorney General, David Ogden. The man specialized as a mouthpiece for the members of the pornography industry.
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Is this Jean Val Jean?
Did a Bravo reality show contestant steam up the bedroom before moving on to the kitchen?
So far, he’s not confirming - or denying - the allegations.
“Chef Academy” contestant Emmanuel DelCour is allegedly the adult film star Jean Val Jean, it was revealed this week. Read more

Hubba-Hubba.
The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best Male Performer.
It should be noted that the president is receiving the nomination without performing a single on-screen thrust, causing considerable controversy within the industry. Dick Ironrod, who is also nominated for the award, expressed concerns that Obama had the requisite experience. Read more
Hugh Hefner
is in his 80’s and still has foursomes on the regular (high five). But don’t think this isn’t without its dangers. For example, one time he almost choked to death on a Ben Wa Ball. Hugh says he was having sex with four Playmates (okay, we get it, you’re awesome) when he almost swallowed the toy. An interesting story, yet no one thought to ask what it was doing in his mouth in the first place which is a failure on their part. Read more
NEW YORK, Nov 24 (Reuters) - Playboy Enterprises Inc (PLA.N) will outsource all its publishing operations except for editorial to American Media Inc in a bid to cut costs and return its namesake magazine to profitability in two years.
The company said on Tuesday that Playboy magazine is forecast to lose $8 million in 2009, and this outsourcing move would reduce that loss by $5 million in 2010 before it reaches profitability in late 2011.
The move comes as Playboy Enterprises, founded by Hugh Hefner, is in talks to be sold for about $300 million. Sources familiar with the matter said earlier this month that Iconix Brand Group (ICON.O) was interested in the Chicago-based company, as was Jim Griffiths, a former entertainment president at Playboy. Read more
Hollywood madam Michelle Braun is out to destroy the myth about Playboy Playmates which Hugh Hefner and his staff cultivated for decades — that the pin-ups are wholesome girls-next-door who just happen to have incredible figures they don’t mind showing off.
Braun — sentenced last week to three years’ probation and six months of house detention — is planning to write a tell-all about her 11-year career hooking up centerfolds and porn stars with the men who could afford the $10,000 minimum for a date. Read more
As the train approaches the Olympia exhibition center in London, the redhead realizes her predicament: her neighbor’s tweed jacket has snagged on her bustier, which is little more than a web of chains straining to cantilever a substantial bosom. In a Hugh Grant movie, such an incident would trigger a tsunami of awkwardness, but then again, bashful Brits of the kind impersonated by Grant would probably not be beating a path to the opening day of Erotica 2009. The 14th annual sex-themed expo is billed by its organizers as “the best-attended adult lifestyle event in the world,” and this year attracted some 70,000 visitors over three days in November. The redhead and her neighbor, his paunch nicely emphasized by a gleaming blue PVC vest beneath his jacket, calmly disentangle themselves before joining the queue for admission. Read more

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Highly Recommended by XCritic.com, “Jack’s Big Ass Show 6” Is Quality Gonzo with an Anal Twist!
November 24, 2009 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground releases “Jack’s Big Ass Show 6” with Sophia Santi™ on Blu-ray™ Disc November 25. With hot stars and kinky anal action, “Jack’s Big Ass Show 6” is a dynamic addition to Digital Playground’s industry-leading, high-definition Blu-ray™ library. Contract beauty Sophia Santi is joined by Austin Kincaid, Roxy Deville, Cayton Caley, Kapri Styles and Nicara. Under the tutelage of director Robby D., the girls channel their inner freakiness and let loose on camera. XCritic.com reviewer Don Houston writes “Jack’s Big Ass Show 6” is “highly recommended”. He adds, “[‘Jack’s Big Ass Show 6’] was worth a rating of highly recommended thanks to the strokability, replay and amounts of fuck for the buck the show presented…The balance between humor and sex was always in proper proportion, and the diversity of shapely ass was exceptional!” Read more
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