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The name Hugh Hefner is all but synonymous with debauchery - the ‘Playboy’ founder is equally famous for his racy publication as his simultaneous relationships with young, blonde women and the notoriously raucous parties held at Playboy Mansion. But the 83-year-old ladies’ man has a history of putting his money where his mouth is, politically speaking. “One of the things I find really curious is when people say I’ve lived an amoral life,” says the paterfamilias of the Playboy dynasty. “From my perspective, it’s quite the contrary. I feel I’ve lived a very moral life. I’ve been on the side of angels from the beginning.”
In a 2001 episode of Friends, Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) complains to a hotel clerk that she’s not to blame for some of the charges on her bill. “Sir, for the last time, I don’t care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the minibar, and we did not watch Doctor Do-Me-a-Little.” This July,Friends got a porn parody of its own, one of the many sitcom-based porn movies that have popped up in the past few years, some obvious (Three’s Company practically writes itself), others less so (Seinfeld? Honestly?).
This recent spate of parody porn stems from the success of 2007’s Not the Bradys XXX. Jeff Mullen, who writes and directs under the name Will Ryder, helmed the Brady spoof and has since directed a sequel, as well as parodies of Bewitched, The Cosby Show, and most recently, Married With Children. He spoke to NEWSWEEK’s Joshua Alston. Read more
A British planning official has praised plans to transform a historic hotel into a daytime restaurant and nighttime adult sex club.
Mystique, the company that submitted the plans to officials in Gloucester, England, said it wants to transform the city’s 170-year-old New County Hotel into a restaurant with a “strong vegetarian/pescatarian theme” by day and a private members-only club at night that would include a “fetish room for adult enjoyment,” The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. Read more
TMZ.com –Joe Francis says he did not punch or kick Brody Jenner’s girlfriend last night at an L.A. club — and he says security footage of the incident backs up his story.
Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him. Read more
There is a reason Amsterdam insists on placing those red lights in the hooker district: to alert passers-by that there’s some sexin’ going on in the hood. But New York City employs no so colored devices — though perhaps it should. At least along the High Line. Read more
This is the Ulster-born former US Marine who has manouvered herself into a new career — as a pornographic film star. Dundonald girl Keira Kensley spent 15 years in the US military after leaving Northern Ireland as a teenager.
Now the 36-year-old is one of America’s leading adult film stars and she says her Ulster accent has been an even bigger asset than her curvy 38-26-36 figure.
Porn industry bosses were blown away when they saw the ex-Marine in her first blue movie. And it wasn’t just her 38-26-36 figure that bowled them over.
“They were crazy about my accent,” Keira told the Sunday Life. Read more
In this March 12, 1969 file photo, Joan Kennedy, wife of Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass. , shakes hands with Mrs. Judy Agnew, wife of then Vice President Spiro Agnew, during a reception for members of congress at the White House in Washington. (AP)
Tape recordings from the Nixon White House betray a preoccupation with the Kennedy mystique and how that might be used against the Republican president by the last surviving brother, who died Tuesday at age 77.
WASHINGTON - President Richard Nixon was so preoccupied with the Kennedy family and the possibility of another defeat handed to him by another Kennedy — Ted — that he ordered aides to recruit Secret Service agents to spill secrets on the senator’s behavior. Read more
BRIDGEPORT — The neighbor of a Main Street bar featuring exotic dancers is appealing the city zoning officer’s decision to issue a cafe permit to the establishment.
William Renz, who owns a brick four-family building behind the property at 2450-2458 Main St., will press his case before the Zoning Board of Appeals next month and argue that Zoning Officer Dennis Buckley erred in his decision to issue the cafe permit for Mystique Gentlemen’s Club & Grill. Read more
Italy’s prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, today launched an all-out attack on Italian and international media which have reported his involvement in sex scandals and questioned its implications.
His lawyer said he had served writs on newspapers and magazines in at least two other European countries and was taking advice on the scope for libel actions in Britain. In Italy Berlusconi is seeking damages of €1m from the Espresso group, whose flagship daily, La Repubblica, has spearheaded the campaign to get answers about his friendship with an aspiring teenage actress and his alleged involvement with self-acknowledged prostitutes. Read more
In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.
Irina Voronina was once a Playboy Playmate, is a regular on Adult Swim’s first ever live action show Saul of the Mole Men on the Cartoon Network and has graced the pages of men’s mag “Perfect 10,” but the Russian model said the worst treatment she ever received was from HBO’s “Entourage” boys during a guest role earlier this year. Read more
Last night Steve Crow pulled off such a magnificent sidestep he would probably now be a sitter for the Inglewood senior rugby team.
The Inglewood-born and raised king of New Zealand’s adult entertainment industry was a guest at the Taranaki Chamber of Commerce Business After 5 function at the New Plymouth RSA. Read more
As expected, The Pirate Bay moved a step closer Thursday to being sold to a Swedish-based software concern that hopes to turn the world’s notorious BitTorrent tracker into a legitimate, pay-to-play site.
Global Gaming Factory shareholders approved the $8.5 million transaction Thursday, four months after The Pirate Bay’s four co-founders were found guilty of facilitating copyright infringement. Within weeks, the site is expected to become asubscription-based service, although no major content providers have agreed to license their wares. Read more
This is almost certainly not what Chinese policy makers had in mind when they started encouraging exporters to explore the domestic market to help make up for a drop in Western demand: sex toy makers opening flagship stores in Beijing.
With factory owners looking to tap the local market to soak up excess capacity now that the export market is less reliable, many are setting up their own local brand names and retail outlets. Read more
One of the best things about Firefox 3 was the arrival of the ‘awesome bar’, an enhanced toolbar that predicted where you wanted to go online based on your browsing history and bookmarks.
It’s amazingly useful. These days, for example, whenever I want to check train times I type “rail” into the address bar and Firefox recommends the National Rail train times page. One click and I’m there. Read more
Cops are on a lookout for thieves who are carrying out robberies into celebrities’ home, taking off with their R-rated home movies. Detectives were reportedly mulling the possibility the robbers who recently broke into Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home are the same culprits who hit Audrina Patridge’s Los Angeles home. Read more
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Louisville coach Rick Pitino said Wednesday a sex scandal involving a woman accused of trying to extort millions from him has been “pure hell” for his family, fuming that newly released video of her police interview revived her “total fabrication.”
Pitino spoke at a hastily called news conference hours after Louisville police released audio and video recordings of phone calls and an interview with Karen Cunagin Sypher, the woman at the heart of the scandal. Pitino has told police that he had sex with her six years ago. Read more
*UPDATE* GA — Coweta County has filed its answer in the lawsuit filed by Starship.
Now the parties will wait for further instruction from a Coweta County Superior Court judge.
Starship filed suit on July 17, appealing the denial of a business license for its proposed adult novelties and gifts store in a building on Highway 34 East near Thomas Crossroads. Starship had applied for a general retail business license, as allowed under the county’s 2000 ordinance regulating sexually-oriented businesses. Read more
MD — One year after the county ended an expensive, decade-long zoning battle against an adult book store in Ellicott City, county zoning officials are involved in a zoning dispute with another adult entertainment store, this one in North Laurel.
County officials say Love Craft, an adult store in the Laurel Square Shopping Plaza on Route 1, is in violation of the area’s zoning, which does not permit adult entertainment businesses. Read more
NEW YORK — It seems the only nudes allowed at New York City’s Metropolitan Museum of Art are the ones in the collection.
Police say they arrested a 26-year-old woman who was posing naked for a photographer, and in full view of visitors, in the museum’s arms and armor department on Wednesday. Read more
Anna Paquin thinks Americans have a problem - at least when it comes to nudity.
Anna Paquin
The Canadian-born, New Zealand raised actress tells Nylon Magazine, “I was not brought up in the United States [so] I don’t have the [attitude] that you can have graphic violence but - God forbid - you see someone’s nipples.” Read more
CHICAGO — In the Depression-era days of Gypsy Rose Lee, burlesque dancing was about as naughty, and as nude, as it got in public. The emphasis was on the tease more than the strip, until Playboy and harder-core pornography came along in the 1950s.
Now burlesque is back with festivals and club performances, from Amsterdam to Alabama. It’s seen as a chance for some bawdy fun and, some would say, even a little empowerment for the performers who are often amateurs with other day jobs. Read more
In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.
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