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It is back…THE PR Roundup.  The only site with the cojones to take adult industry PR and show how ridiculous it can be.  We’ve got a lot to cover today, so let’s do this!

-Lexington Steele is banging Shyla Stylez in volume 5 of Lex On Blondes.  Lex stated that it’s been a few years since he’s nailed Shyla, and that he was really missing that ass.  I think this is a case of absence making the heart (and cock) grow fonder.  Deep down in Shyla Stylez, there’s that spot that really misses Lex.  And that spot is about 12 inches deep inside her vag.

-Pink Visual announced it’s lineup for the overpriced Eh Vee In show in January.  Appearing at the show will be Sammie Rhodes, Lexi Lamour, Alexa Jordan, Lexi Love, and Kylie Reese.  The PR states that Rhodes is the star of the “Her First Lesbian Sex” series.  I don’t get it…how can you have your First Lesbian Sex more than once?  On a related note, Pink Visual is releasing “Her First Anal Sex” starring Audrey Hollander.  Ok…I’m being sarcastic because Audrey Hollander has had more dicks in her butt than she’s had….well…I won’t go there…I’ll leave that up to your imagination.

-Talent Agency LA Direct has signed a transsexual performer - Kimber James.  James is hoping to be the first tranny to sign a contract with Vivid, Wicked and she expressed a desire to work with Jesse Jane.  Oh yeah…that ain’t happenin.  Jesse does not do trannys.  You’ll see Jesse work with Max Hardcore before you’ll see her taking tranny cock.  You’ll never see Pirates 3 : Brazilian Plunder starring Jesse Jane and a whole mess of ladyboys.

-After 10 months of beta testing, online company Reddstarr launched a bunch of solo girl websites.  The weird part is that even now, 10 months later, all the girls are still 18 and they’re planning on still being 18 for the next few years.  Young nubile girls jill’n off and having sex with other girls….you call them “solo girls”, I call them “cock teases”.

-Lindsey Marie has been named Twisty’s Treat of the Month.  That announcement sounds like something you’d hear Dairy Queen say.  “Now with the purchase of any Triple Cheeseburger, you can get a handjob from Twisty’s Treat of the Month - Lindsey Marie!”

-Jamie Hendrix is back with Pacific Sun.  First he was back in adult, then he was with Pacific Sun, then everything was great with the 2 parties, then they had a falling out…and now they are back together.  Wow, the only thing this relationship is missing is Jamie developing a black eye from “falling down the stairs” at Pacific Sun.

-Roy Karch completed 2 titles for Penthouse.  Oh…guess where I’m going with this?  Penthouse supports piracy by putting money into the pockets of online sites that feature stolen content.  Penthouse owns Adult Friend Finder, an online dating site.  Penthouse pays pirate sites for advertising.  So they are putting money into the pockets of those sites that are killing both online and brick and mortar sales.  So now that you know that…how many copies of those Penthouse titles do you want to stock on your shelves?

-818XXX is releasing “Can’t Wait ’til I’m 19″ this week.  I don’t know what makes 19 so great.  18…yeah I can imagine being anxious for that.  When you turn 18 you can either get shipped off to Iraq or have sex with Dirty Harry.  Who wouldn’t be counting down the days until that?

-Digital PR Ground’s Pirates 2 is #1 on the Eh Vee In charts for the 4th week in a row.  Speaking of those charts…I had a buyer text me and ask me how in the world it’s possible that a certain wannabe Howard Stern radio DJ’s DVD was #18 on the top renting chart.  So let me ask you buyers and retailers out there…how’s your radio DJ section doing for you?  Is that out-renting the latest Red Light District, Evil Angel, and Hush Hush?  Now, how legit do you think those charts are?

-And last but certainly not least…Hustler’s Who’s Nailin Paylin? debuts at #1 on the Adult DVD Empire best seller chart this week.  The great news is that after this title and the election tonight…Sarah “I can see Russia from my house” Palin will be nothing but a comedic footnote in history.  The you-betcha wielding, white trash hockey mom can now go back to Bumfuck, Alaska and hang out with her anti-witchcraft paster and secessionist buddies and do some aerial wolf hunting.  Palin and Joe the Plumber can go blow each other and get the fuck off my TV…I miss my Britney Spears news updates!

Well that’s all for today….go out and vote and don’t forget to add PornNewz on Myspace, send us that PR and adult studios would be wise to advertise with us for online and in print editions. Got a comment for me…email me and tell me whatcha think! If you like the PR Roundup, make sure you’ve read ‘em all! ShamWOW!


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