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-Alana Evans and hubby Chris Evans have launched their own production company…Royalty X Films.  The studio will make it’s features available online for the low-low cost of $5.95.  The movie boasts 5 new scenes, plus 1 bonus scene, with a cast featuring Evans, Flower Tucci, Devon and Paris Gables to name a few.  At 6 bucks she’s taking quite a risk, that’s about a buck a scene.  It’s a ballsy move, but who knows, maybe this catches on.  But what will Alana Evans do when that entire movie winds up on a tube site supported by Brazzers?

-Wicked and Vouyer Media recently teamed up to send 2 very lucky store owners on a Caribbean vacation.  In a related story, the US Government recently teamed up to send Max Hardcore on a vacation of his own.  You know, I went to jail for selling a Max Hardcore movie in Dallas.  Then, when I met him in person, he wouldn’t shake my hand…instead opting for the ‘Howie Mandell’ fist-bump.  To this day, I’ve never forgotten how Max wouldn’t shake my hand.  Seriously, that dude’s hand has been up Catalina’s ass.  He’s had every bodily fluid from every coked-out whore on that hand…yet….MY hand is too germ-y to shake?

-Spearmint Rhino is releasing “Strap Ons 4 Dummys” on DVD and Blu Ray this week.  The cast list has a few names I haven’t seen in a while like Brittney Skye, Nikita Denise and Vanessa Lane.  But what really struck me is that Mr. Strapon himself, Kurt Lockwood is nowhere to be found.  I guess him and ChristianXXX were busy giving it to each other that day.  Also, a chick nailing a dude with a strap on is called ‘Pegging’, that’s your Porno word of the day.  Tomorrow’s word will be ‘docking’….look it up.

-Digital PRground is releasing Devon : Decadence on Blu Ray.  This title is a few years old, but DP has recently began a push to re-release it’s previous titles in Blu Ray.  I predicted this a few years back, all the studios putting their back catalog on Blu Ray.  They all started shooting in HD for this very reason.  Even though standard DVD downgraded the HD footage, they knew that in a few years, an HD format would be available, and now they can re-release all those titles in HD at a higher wholesale cost.  This will put a strain on replicators, who will start pushing standard porn DVD to the bottom of the list, meaning that titles won’t be in stock as often, this will nudge consumers to buying the blu ray version instead, and standard DVD as we know it will cease to exist.  Mark it down!

-Hustler has put out an open casting call for girls looking to be either in the pages of Hustler, or in their videos.  Hmmm….ok I’m putting out an open casting call for girls looking to lay around the PornNewz RV in the nude.  Must have natural boobs and a love of John Carpenter.  Inquire within.

-Not a day goes by that All Media Play / X-Play doesn’t send me a PR.  Today I got one about the trailer for Not The Bradys 2 : Electric Bugaloo.  I started thinking…what if All Media were to become the publicist for Tera Patrick?  What would the onslaught of PR look like?  Let me be the first to say that porn IS oversaturating the market….not with DVD….but with PR!  Pretty soon we’ll have compilation PRs, 65 cent PRs, and PR coming from Leisure Time!

Well that’s all for today…don’t forget to add PornNewz on Myspace, send us that PR and adult studios would be wise to advertise with us for online and in print editions. Got a comment for me…email me and tell me whatcha think! If you like the PR Roundup, make sure you’ve read ‘em all! ShamWOW!


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