“In the Adult Industry the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The publicists who put out tons of fluff PR and the guy at PornNewz who makes fun of them. These are their stories.”
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- -Hey my old buddy Tera Patrick is in the news….what a shocker! TP has scored the cover of Hound Mag. Hound Mag is an online “magazine” full of links to porn and porn pictures. The reader can flip through the pages as if it were a print magazine using a Flash application called FlipDocs. Creator Ron Aguilar says that men are frustrated with unfiltered websites full of ads. So to combat that…he created a magazine. Ya know…like those magazines you see at the Grocery store….the ones full of ads. But on the bright side at least no subscription cards will clutter up your edition of Hound Mag. But I’m sure all those “links” and “pictures” aren’t being sponsored by anyone…I mean…if they were…that’d make them ads…and Hound Mag wants to help you avoid ads. This doublespeak sounds like the old lines from 1984…the novel…not the Van Halen album.

- -Metro has built a new studio in Northridge, California to use for production, live cams, parties, virgin sacrifices…the usual stuff we do out in pornoland. The new owner of Metro spoke in the PR about how the internet was taking over the DVD industry and that they would be ahead of the game now. On a related note, Metro released some great DVDs this week, you should check them out. Oh and they have some great stores on the East Coast. I wouldn’t be ringing that death bell for DVD quite yet.

- -Sunny Leone and Jesse Jane scored parts in a new movie about the birth of the online porn industry to be directed by Chris Mallick. Sunny and Jesse will be playing porn performers Sunny Leone and Jesse Jane in a scene that takes place at the 2003 Eh Vee In Awards. I heard Jesse had a terribly difficult time getting into her character, but really dedicated herself to it by losing a bunch of weight a la Tom Hanks in Castaway. No word on if Sunny Leone did extensive research to get into the mindset of a character that never has sex with dudes.

- -Third World Media has partnered with HotMovies.com to offer a one month engagement of Shemale Shogun, a series about Japanese transsexuals. That’s a pretty scary image…a tranny who’s good with a sword. Well, maybe not scary to ChristianXXX, but scary to the rest of us anyway.

- -Sin City is releasing Voluptuous. I wonder what it’s about though? Oh…I see…it’s chicks with big bewbies. Never would have guessed that from the title. Porn needs more 1-word descriptive titles. Whore-ish, Tall, Cocksucker, Ashy, Loud, Obnoxious, Retarded, Egomaniac. These would all make great titles.

- -Digital Sin is releasing All About Ashlynn 2 : Girls Only starring Ashlynn Brooke. Ashlynn says when she found out she was going to be in every scene she knew she really had to focus. Ummmm, the title of the movie is All About Ashlynn…of course she’s going to be in every scene. But I digress. The title also features Ashlynn’s first girl/girl scene with new contract star Sadie West. The only thing that sucks about this title is that since it’s girls only, that means we won’t be seeing Tommy “Spiky Hair” Gunn AKA Mr. Ashlynn Brooke.

- -Adult Source Media added 2 new anime titles to it’s lineup. The titles, Pleasure Island and Pure Mail, join the ranks of Night Shift Nurses and Ninja in the ASM catalog. Pleasure Island is about a bunch of people trapped on a deserted island who give into their desires and fuck each other…before everyone is raped by a giant tentacle. And Pure Mail is about 2 people using the internet and alternate identities to hook up, fall in love and fuck….before being raped by a giant tentacle. Sounds dope!!!

- -And the Zero Tolerance RollerDollz bus continues to duck and dodge the PornNewz bus and my challenge to a drifting contest. Now ZT is in St. Louis…convenient…since I just left St. Louis a week ago. They are totally dodging me. Bring it on ZT…I ain’t hard to find!

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