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-Cezar Capone offered Sarah Palin 2mil to star in a porno for him.  This is quite clearly a publicity stunt, and it’ll probably be effective.  My fiance, who reads Huffington Post like there’s going to be a test afterwards, texted me the other day and asked me if I knew who Cezar Capone was.  Not to be outdone…Filmco has offered John McCain $25,000 to star in a geriatric porn called “Hanoi Handjob”

-Sean Michaels is celebrating 20 years in porn with a porniversary party at some club in the LA area.  The party invitation says “black and white” attire is required.  Why we gotta bring race into this Sean, why?

-Spearmint Rhino Films, formerly Ninn Worx, is releasing another title from SR owner John Gray’s wife Dyanna Lauren.  Owning a company and then making your wife the top director just seems to be an unwise move to me.  Oh the things we men do to keep getting those blowjobs…

-Cezar Capone released 18 With Proof, a teen line where the girls show their IDs to prove they are 18.  Hmmm….why does this sound familiar to me?  Maybe because Anabolic was doing it about 10 years ago for Bring Um Young?  Oh and check out the box to Bring Um Young 3…Anabolic wanted to keep the girls age as 18 so bad that they listed Aurora Snow as being “18 years, 13 months” old.

-Smash Pictures landed a UK distribution deal with Scala UK and Pabo.  So now shops all over jolly old England can learn what a “Whale Tail” is.  I hear that Tony Blair himself was a big fan of Cheating Housewives, the movies that is.

-Eli Cross and Sex Z Pictures are apparently not each other’s Top Friends on Myspace right now.  Apparently, exclusive director Eli was caught directing for Adam & Eve and also getting his wifey Kylie Ireland work in movies that didn’t really call for her to be in them.  I love Eli’s movies, and Kylie Ireland can get down and dirty with the best of them, but this situation seems pretty crappy if it’s all true.  Remember how like 2 paragraphs ago I talked about how giving your wife sweet deals isn’t such a good idea?

-Red Light District is co-hosting the Xpeeps/AEBN party on November 20th.  Oh I wonder where it will be?  Imagine that…it’s going to be in Hollywood!   We don’t have nearly enough porno parties in Hollywood.  Mark my words..if I ever own a porn company, and I have a party…it’s going to be held in like Lincoln, Nebraska or something.

-Silver Sinema has released Gay Sex Resort Vol 2, the follow-up to Gay Sex Resort Volume 1.  Silver Sinema is “distributed” by Pure Play Media, so this title probably won’t be available in your local porn store…you may have to go online for this one folks.  Oh and Pure Play Media’s head sales guy Bill Rixx is no longer there, but don’t let the revolving door of salespeople and negative customer comments make you think that Direct 2 Retail hasn’t been a huge success….just ask Pure Play…they’ll tell you how great it’s doing!

-Another Bubba the Love Sponge DVD is coming out.  I would say more about this title, but things get too policital anytime I mention Bubba, so I digress.  Instead, I’ll tell you what one buyer emailed me: “dude Bubba the Love Sponge is #17 on AVN’s top renting charts…is this the kind of bullshit they expect us to believe over there?”

-Powersville and JM Productions are giving us Ganged and Banged starring the filthiest whore in recent porn times…Audrey Hollander.  In my mind I see Audrey Hollander going through life doing triple anal at every turn.  I imagine she does triple anal at the grocery store, triple anal at the movie theatre, and triple anal while cooking a cum omellete for her and hubby Otto Bauer.  What hurts my feelings is that I’ve met Audrey twice, and I have yet to engage in triple anal with her.  What gives Audrey?  Oh you’ll let girls pee on your face, but no triple anal with the PornNewz guy huh?

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