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Welcome to the Black Friday edition of the PR Roundup.  I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!  Been a few days since we’ve had a PR Roundup, so let’s get right to it!

-Treasure Island Media is releasing “Plantin Seed 3″ which they boast is “an immersion in the deep, dark world of gut-breeding, hole-pounding, piston-fucking mansex.”  Man…Treasure Island is just a no-holds barred kinda company.  They’re like the Max Hardcore of gay studios.  If they did a charity thing for “Gay Marriage” it would be like “Treasure Island to host ‘Stick a Fist Up Your Ass for Gay Marriage’ fundraiser.”  These guys just don’t sugarcoat anything.  And their titles sell very, very well to boot!

-Vouyer Media and Burning Angel are set to release “Big Boobs are Cool 2″ the sequel to the aptly titled “Big Boobs are Cool 1.”  The title will feature interviews with the boobs, who can apparently hold their own when it comes to conversation.  Maybe somebody accidentally used silicon in these boobs instead of silicone.  Then the boobs went sentient a la Skynet in Terminator.  The boobs are now on a mission to destroy all of porn for the years of titty abuse via titty slapping, clothespins torture, and allowing Dirty Harry near them.

-Pink Lotus is releasing Pink’s Anatomy, a parody of tv show Grey’s Anatomy.  Are we now to the point that every day will bring the news of some porn parody?  I’m kinda growing weary of all the parody stuff guys.  Oh on a related note Pandemonium announced that it’s doing a parody as well.  Pandemonium will be doing a parody of “A New Release”, called “Not Actually A New Release XXX” which will star the entire cast of some 5 year old Wildlife title.  Ya know I started to wonder if all these “recycling scenes” studios were keeping accurate 2257 information, but then it hit me….they probably don’t have to….I mean DNA, Meltdown, Pandemonium…these guys have never actually shot a scene themselves…so I guess they qualify as Secondary Producers!

-Uber MILFs Vicky Vette and Nina Hartley have announced they have coaxed Roxanne Hall out of retirement for a 1-time only camshow on Hartley’s site.  Hall performed in over 400 videos before retiring and is probably in a bunch of the porno Hall of Fame thingys.  So on November 25th…quit watching Puerto Rican sex slaves on naked.com, and instead tune to ninahartley.com.  Shit…that was 3 days ago.  Well, I hope it went well.

-Hustler Hollywood is celebrating it’s 10th Anniversary with a big party at the Sunset Blvd store.  The best looking adult store in the country is having porn star appearances and the man himsef, Larry Flynt, on hand to sign autographs and stuff.  So if you’re looking to check out a beautiful adult store with a fuckton of Hustler DVDs and a few other DVDs from some other studios…this is the place for you!

-Offset Entertainment is hosting a porno party with a scheduled appearance by Too Short.  Short will be there along with Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone.  Stone, however, is not scheduled to rap, nor is he allowed to ’spit game’ on what it’s like to be a pimp.  If you attend this, please ask Offset Entertainment if their titles will all be available for illegal download on Mr. Marcus official message board like every other studio’s titles are.  I’m just curious.

Well that’s it for today pimp.  Have a great weekend and I’ll see ya Monday!!!


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