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Welcome to another edition of the PR Roundup, the adult industry’s only humorous take on press releases. It’s an unfair and unbalanced look at all the fluff PR the industry puts out. And it starts….right……now.

-Girlfriends Films has launched MotherDaughterExchangeClub.net to promote their new series - aptly titled Mother Daughter Exchange Club. The idea behind the website is that mother/daughter teams can meet other mother/daughter teams to engage in kinky lesbian sex. This series is really dancing around the whole incest fantasy, and I for one find that to be deplorable. I found every scene in Mother Daughter Exchange Club to be just downright wrong. Even the 2nd and 3rd time I watched each scene, I still found it to be filthy. I’ve never been so offended by a title I watched 7 times. Not only will this movie corrupt your mind, but there’s another side effect they don’t tell you about - chafing.

-Dirty Sanchez is back on the bus for Cezar Capone in Viva La Bus. So here’s the concept here…it’s essentially an attempt to recapture the greatness of Bang Bus, using a title that’s a reference to a Bam Margera series. And even though the idea is reality where the girls are picked up on the bus and fucked, there’s no talking over the sex scenes. So I guess everyone just goes silent on the bus while the fucking is going on. That’s reality!

-JM Productions and FuckYouCash is releasing another title with fake monster cocks - Cock Competition. FuckYouCash is an appropriate name, because giving customers fake cocks is a big “fuck you” to the consumer paying hard cash for a DVD. But I guess it’s no worse than fake tits, fake orgasms and fake performers. These fake cock titles are like the equivalent of a Vlade Divac flop AKA they are total bullshit.

-X Play and AEBN have partnered up for a VOD deal that they claim is “the biggest multi-picture video-on-demand transaction in the history of adult movies.” After making this unprovable claim they cite ‘Terms of the agreement are confidential.’ Well isn’t that convenient? AEBN honcho Scott Coffman actually cites Hollywood’s Scary Movie as something to be envied. Ummmm…the Scary Movie series is one of the absolutely worst series’ Hollywood has put out since Police Academy. And as if this PR couldn’t possibly get anymore full of hyperbole we get : “These Not movies are the most innovative…”Oh yeah…just picking every sitcom from the late 70s and 80s and making a porn spoof of them…yeah…that’s freaking the most innovative thing I’ve ever seen. Man, does the adult industry suck.

Well, gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked into my office.


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