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Well, we’ve come to the end of our little column. I hope you find this to be the funniest column in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty Press Releases anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is Wednesday, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom by slanging porno…and should we win the day, Wednesday will no longer be known as the day after Tuesday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! We’re going to jerk off! Today we celebrate - Wednesday!

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