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- -Cezar Capone has launched Cezar Cash, which isn’t his own currency, but actually his new affiliate program. Here’s my question. Are all those companies down in Florida inter-related. People work for one, then the other, and they just keep running around like musical chairs. I’m going to go out on a limb here…I think Reality Kings, Cezar Capone, Bang, Pulse Distribution, Club Jenna and Vivid are all in some sort of partnership. There I said it.

- -Euro studio Pumpkin Media is looking for US Distribution. I had no clue who this was so I went to check our their website. Apparently, Cathy Berry is their main “girl”. So I go to look at the pics of her, expecting to see her fucking nameless Euro guys…but what do I find? Her fucking Ron Jeremy. Ron…is there anyone left in the world that you HAVEN’T fucked?

- -Adult site XCritic scored an interview with Kevin Smith to discuss his upcoming film Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Major kudos to Xcritic for landing that interview. But here’s the part about Kevin Smith’s new movie that I don’t understand. Why would Zack and Miri go through all the trouble of actually making and filming a porno, when all they have to do is just buy old scenes from other studios and pass them off like they are new. Zack and Miri should have consulted with DNA before they made their porno.

- -Kayden Kross will be dancing in Latham, NY Saturday night. I’m sure right about now you’re expecting me to make some sort of reference to her legal troubles. Nah, I’m not gonna go there again. Been there, done that. I’ll just deliver the facts…Kayden will be feature dancing as part of the Halloween party at Nite Moves. Her feature dance is the Hokey Pokey, which she will be dancing to the tune of Jailhouse Rock.

- -Andrew Blake now offers his website in a variety of different langauges. Surfers can now read AB’s site without having to learn that pesky English. In a related note, Andrew Blake’s movies will now also come with optional spanish, french, german and italian audio dubbing. See that’s funny, but some of you won’t get it. If you’re reading this in a group, ask the one person who’s laughing to explain that joke to you.

- -Kink.com has launched…….pissing.com. That’s right. A website with porn girls peeing on each other, getting peed on, basically anything you can imagine with the yellow stuff. Funny, when JM did a site/DVD with this a few years ago, people were up in arms. Now Kink.com is doing it, and Kink.com is going to have their DVDs distributed by Pulse, which is obviously connected with Vivid. So I’m sure there will be no outrage, people will just say that these girls are exploring their sexuality.

- -Mercenary Pictures is showcasing 5 newcommers to porn in “Fresh Out The Box 11″ the latest offering from director Tina Tyler. FOTB 11 stars Heather Hurley, Katie Cummings, Andi Heart, Corina Jayden and Chayse Evans. It does NOT star Dick Van Patten. Nor does it star Dame Judi Dench. Just wanted to clear that up. It does star Lexington Steele and his enormo-schlong. That’s really all ya need to know. Lex Steele, Lex Steele’s peen and female newcummers. The title is available now. Right freaking now!!!

- -And last but certainly not least, my friends over at Hush Hush Entertainment have launched a new division. Looks like other studios are working with Hush to develop their websites. Studios like Third World, Michael Stefano, Smash Pictures and Brother Love. Man, do I love me some Brother Love. Anyone willing to get smashed in the balls to make a porno, you just gotta respect. Can’t wait for First Time Ballbusters 2! I did notice in the PR that Hush’s spokesman goes by the name of Richard Meow. Holy crap…a guy that can actually get dick AND pussy jokes made about his name. That’s gotta be a first!

Alrighty…that’s it for today! Tune in tomorrow! Same bat-time! Same bat-channel!!!
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