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- -Sweetheart Video is releasing Angel, a lesbionic art film. The movie features real life couple Alex MacKay and Zoey Stone of the New Hampshire Stones. Even though this is an lesbian film, it does feature one hetero sex scene, starring Manuel Ferrara. Manuel Ferrera, a winner of the genetic lottery, is one lucky motherfucker. He’s good looking, blessed with a huge peen and even gets gigs with lesbians. He’s like the yen to Ron Jeremy’s yang. Hmmmm Manuel and Ron….I smell a sitcom!!!

- -Teagan Presley has reviewed Pirates 2 for upstart review site AdultBluReview.com. Not to be mean here, but someone should have reviewed that arm tat there Teagan. Your arm looks like The Rock’s now. In the review Teagan mentions that Digital Playground let her host the red carpet premiere for the movie. A few years ago when Teagan was under contract to DP, she was actually IN Pirates…now she’s like doing the catering or something. I hear her next review is to review what it’s like to wash the cars of the owners of Digital Playground.


- -Third Degree is releasing a new title with a “Choose Your Own Adventure” type interactivity. Studios take heed…THIS is the correct way to do interactive titles. Fuck the Choose an Angle crap. This title looks to be truly interactive. Oh and it has Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas and Tori Black….oh and hey it’s got Marco Banderas in it…he’s still livin The Porn Life!

- -Evolved Novelties is releasing a new vibrator called the G Harmony. It’s designed to give pleasure to your mysterious lady parts, but quiet enough not to alert your limp dick boyfriend that you’d rather diddle your cookie with a vibrator than have sex with him. The vibrator comes packaged in a tin box, so after you’re done with the vibrator, you can keep the tin box. It capable of holding lots of items : weed, spare fingers, alien artifacts, the precious, that little sphere thingy from Starman, and even the Crystal Shard from the Dark Crystal. Remember that shit?

- -Pure Play Media and Pink Lotus are releasing “Foreign Policy” starring Isabella Cruz, Jennifer Dark, Maya Gates, Priya Rai and Rebeca Linares. Ya hear that DNA…they actually shot a new movie, with new scenes. That’s what I call a “New Release”. Just sayin…

- -Cezar Capone is rolling out new titles. Which is kinda what you’d expect from an adult studio, but I digress. Cezar is working with former Bang Bus shooter Dirty Sanchez of the Juarez, Mexico Sanchez’. Capone is also making a move into features with Johnny Loves Morgan. Seems to be a lot of people lovin’ people in our biz. Jenna Loves Rocco, New Sensations Loves Everybody, and the girls over at Hush Hush love jerking off…what is that….nippers?…well, I’ll let you see for yourself.

- -Digital Playground is releasing Jack’s Playground 28 on Blu Ray, marking the 50th release for the studio in the new format. Director Robby D says that the girls in JP28 have killer bodies that were made to be shown in HD. I think the key word here is “made”, as in manufactured. To use an old Dennis Miller joke, some of these girls are like the Golden Gate Bridge…they have a crew working on them year round, starting at the bottom, working up to the top and then back to the bottom to start again. Stop tinkering with your bodies girls!

- -Penthouse released their upcoming schedule. But I’m not going to talk about that, because whenever Penthouse puts out a Press Release, it gives me a chance to, once again, state that PENTHOUSE SUBSIDIZES PIRACY. Penthouse owns Adult Friend Finder. Adult Friend Finder pays sites that are using stolen content. Adult Friend Finder puts ads up on those sites. They are putting money in the pockets of sites that are ripping off content and giving away free porn. Penthouse could put a stop to this, but they don’t. Because they are profiting from supporting piracy. So, keep that in mind when it comes to ordering Penthouse DVDs and Penthouse Magazine.
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