Now this isn’t porn newz, but let’s face it…our industry is always at the mercy of crazy, uneducated zealots. A little politcal humor is never a bad thing right?
So I just watched this video on YouTube:
So that got me to thinking…if Obama is a terrorist because of his name…then let’s expound upon this lunacy. So it is with great satisfaction that I’m able to provide the 2008 NFL All-Terrorist Team. These guys, based solely upon their names, would qualify as terrorists according to uneducated McCain supporters:
QB Tuiasosopo, Marques OAK
RB Echemandu, Adimchinobe OAK
FB Tahi, Naufahu MIN
WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN
WR Muhammad, Muhsin CAR
TE Kapanui, Kolo CLE
G Ndukwe, Ike MIA
G Nwaneri, Uche JAC
T Salaam, Ephraim HOU
T HELP
C HELP
NT Ayodele, Remi NO
DE Gbaja-Biamila, Kabeer GB
DE Ogunleye, Adewale CHI
DT Okoye, Amobi HOU
OLB Okeafor, Chike ARI
OLB Tinoisamoa, Pisa STL
MLB Tatupu, Lofa SEA
CB Abdullah, Husain MIN
CB Asomugha, Nnamdi OAK
SS Abdullah, Hamza CLE
SS Ndukwe, Chinedum CIN
INJ Umenyiora, Osi NYG
P HELP
K Mare, Olindo SEA
So all I’m missing is a punter and some offensive linemen. Anyone have some suggestions?
There you go McCain supporters…start going after those terrorists!
***UPDATE***
I just found this site…we also can have a 2008 NBA All-Terrorist Team!
- Luol Deng, Chicago Bulls
- Desagana Diop, Dallas Mavericks
- Ike Diogu, Indiana Pacers
- Kelenna Azubuike, GS Warriors
- Emeka Okafor, Charlotte Bobcats
- Thabo Sefolosha, Chicago Bulls
- Dikembe Mutombo, Houston Rockets
- Pops Mensah-Bonsu, Dallas Mavericks
- Michael Olowokandi, Boston Celtics
- Mouhamed Sene, Seattle Supersonics
- Pape Sow, Toronto Raptors
- Ime Udoka, Portland Trailblazers
- Didier Ilunga-Mbenga, Dallas Mavericks
Honorable mentions to Hakeem Olajuwon, Manute Bol and Mahmoud Abdul Rauf
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