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Now this isn’t porn newz, but let’s face it…our industry is always at the mercy of crazy, uneducated zealots.  A little politcal humor is never a bad thing right?

So I just watched this video on YouTube:

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So that got me to thinking…if Obama is a terrorist because of his name…then let’s expound upon this lunacy.  So it is with great satisfaction that I’m able to provide the 2008 NFL All-Terrorist Team.  These guys, based solely upon their names, would qualify as terrorists according to uneducated McCain supporters:

QB     Tuiasosopo, Marques            OAK
RB     Echemandu, Adimchinobe     OAK
FB     Tahi, Naufahu                        MIN
WR     Houshmandzadeh, T.J.         CIN
WR     Muhammad, Muhsin            CAR
TE     Kapanui, Kolo                        CLE
G     Ndukwe, Ike                           MIA
G     Nwaneri, Uche                        JAC
T     Salaam, Ephraim                    HOU
T    HELP
C    HELP

NT     Ayodele, Remi                    NO
DE     Gbaja-Biamila, Kabeer        GB
DE     Ogunleye, Adewale            CHI
DT     Okoye, Amobi                    HOU
OLB     Okeafor, Chike                 ARI
OLB     Tinoisamoa, Pisa              STL
MLB     Tatupu, Lofa                    SEA
CB     Abdullah, Husain               MIN
CB     Asomugha, Nnamdi          OAK
SS     Abdullah, Hamza               CLE
SS     Ndukwe, Chinedum           CIN

INJ     Umenyiora, Osi                NYG

P    HELP

K     Mare, Olindo                      SEA

So all I’m missing is a punter and some offensive linemen.  Anyone have some suggestions?

There you go McCain supporters…start going after those terrorists!

***UPDATE***

I just found this site…we also can have a 2008 NBA All-Terrorist Team!

- Luol Deng, Chicago Bulls
- Desagana Diop, Dallas Mavericks
- Ike Diogu, Indiana Pacers
- Kelenna Azubuike, GS Warriors
- Emeka Okafor, Charlotte Bobcats
- Thabo Sefolosha, Chicago Bulls
- Dikembe Mutombo, Houston Rockets
- Pops Mensah-Bonsu, Dallas Mavericks
- Michael Olowokandi, Boston Celtics
- Mouhamed Sene, Seattle Supersonics
- Pape Sow, Toronto Raptors
- Ime Udoka, Portland Trailblazers
- Didier Ilunga-Mbenga, Dallas Mavericks

Honorable mentions to Hakeem Olajuwon, Manute Bol and Mahmoud Abdul Rauf



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