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Happy Halloween, and welcome to another exciting edition of the PR Roundup. The PR Roundup is the most read adult industry humor column amongst males aged 25-54 who happen to be left-handed and/or missing their right hand. w00t!

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Former adult star Traci Lords may be one of the stars of the upcoming filmZack & Miri Make a Porno, but she still has an issue with the state of the industry today. Read more

 

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 A young man born with a heart problem died while watching a porn film

Surrey, England – Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard.

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After his new movie “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” reaches theaters Friday, Kevin Smith plans to start counting his calories. Since his doctor called him morbidly obese, he’s giving up the all-you-can-eat lifestyle and taking a “health sabbatical” intended to shed extra pounds he packed on while filming the raunchy, Seth Rogen-starring romantic comedy in Pittsburgh last year. Read more

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DENVER — A chief federal judge in Colorado who resigned amid misconduct allegations last week faced claims from an appellate judge that he patronized prostitutes, according to court documents released Thursday.

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Swastikas were part of Halloween decor

 

The Pink Pony South strip club in Forest Park agreed Friday morning to remove swastika-covered Halloween decorations. Read more

Here’s a great article by Jonah Schuman of the Maryland Gazette.  Schuman exudes the kind of “fair and balanced” approach to news that only Fox News could match.  He employs the “let the opposition make the most ridiculous claims with no evidence, and get no comment from the other side” technique.  While reading this, I couldn’t help but wonder what other devious acts these neighbors could claim was going on there…why not claim that you saw patrons of the store murdering babies, or lighting people on fire, or maybe there was some anti-American terror plotting going on.  You’re only limited by your imagination folks!

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Now that’s a fucked up box cover!!!

Third World Media Tugs at Uncut Fetish with ‘Foreskin Frenzy’

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CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Adding to its burgeoning collection of gay
titles, Third World Media delivers an all-new movie for fans who like
their men uncut in “Foreskin Frenzy.”
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Peoria strip club may take over office building on Hamilton to make way for development

PEORIA —IL

One of the most recognizable strip clubs in downstate Illinois could be relocating from its longtime Main Street home into an office building on Hamilton Boulevard. Read more

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CARTHAGE, Mo. – It’s a tax that will affect no one and generate no revenue for Jasper County at this time, but one county leader hopes it will receive overwhelming backing from voters on Nov. 4. Read more

A giant porn star-themed pub crawl will go ahead in Brighton – despite warnings from student unions and anti-drink charities.

Carnage UK, dubbed “the country’s biggest student bar crawl”, will take place on Monday. Read more

Two Utah men accused of filming teenage girls for a “Girls Gone Wild”-style online video business were extradited Wednesday to Louisiana, while a third man has turned himself to Louisiana authorities, said Utah Internet Crimes Against Children agent Steve Gamvroulas. Read more

Zalaegerszeg, Hungary – FURIOUS parents have called for a saucy teacher to be sacked after she put on a saucy strip show for her 15-year-old pupils. Read more

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. —  Chemicals found inside a local strip club that caught fire twice in one day have caused investigators to rule the blaze arson.

Huntsville Fire & Rescue spokesman Tim Cartwright said no arrests have been made in connection to Monday’s fire at Fantasies Gentleman’s Club.

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Duncanville police have arrested a third person in connection with the swingers club known as the Cherry Pit, according to an arrest warrant affidavit obtained Wednesday. Read more

Not Porn, but made me laugh!

She’s the girlfriend of Tila Tequila, so a lesbian celebrity sex video can’t be far off!!

(on a side note, did her parents mispell her name on the birth certificate or is it supposed to be a cool way to pronounce courtney?)

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Let’s take spoiled bitches for 500. Here’s the answer: My dad used to run Yahoo, I’m a really mean chick and I will now beat the crap out of you. The question: Who is Courtenay Semel? Read more

The PornNewz RV ran outta propane last night, so the furnace wouldn’t kick on. It’s about 40 degrees here, so with that in mind, I give you the “I’m Freezing My Ass Off” Edition of the PR Roundup. For this edition, all spelling errors shall be forgiven and in the event I actually become frozen during the writing of this entry, I shall complete it come spring when I thaw out.

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LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - A Maryland man was sentenced to 21 months in federal prison on Tuesday after he admitted to recording two films in a Washington, D.C., theater, “28 Weeks Later” and “Enchanted.”

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We’re about halfway through the football season.  Here’s the current leaders:

  1. Deluxe Destroyers (Joshua from Deluxe Distributors)
  2. Team Cellar Dweller (Val from Legend Video)
  3. JerseyDave (David Gross from New Machine Video)
  4. Porn King (Joe from Deja Vu)

Other notables:

Porkchop Express (PornNewz’ Nate Glass) is at #7 and Da Studz (Rob Ragan from All Boys Distribution) is at #10.  But in Rob’s defense, he’s in no danger of falling to last place as Don from V9 is putting up a straight-up terrible season.

Vallejo police are investigating an armed robbery at Secrets Adult Superstore at 540 Georgia St. at about 9 p.m. Monday.Two male suspects wearing dark clothes and masks entered the adult entertainment store demanding cash. A clerk complied, later telling cops that both suspects had guns, Vallejo Police Lt. Eric Mortenson said. Read more

OLYMPIA, Wash. — A developer says if he can’t build a new grocery store in Olympia he’ll build a sex emporium on the site. Read more

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COLFAX – Porn star Christopher Reid had a feeling he was in trouble.

Not one juror looked at him as they walked out of the courtroom to begin deliberations in his rape trial.

Reid granted KREM 2 News reporter Lee Stoll an exclusive interview from the Whitman County Jail on Tuesday. Her full report can be seen on the KREM 2 News 6 p.m. broadcast. Read more

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