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-Vivid Alt and Vena Virago will host another party this week in Los Angeles. Seems like Vivid Alt puts out more parties than releases, but I digress. Once again…this party will be unavailable to almost everyone outside of LA. I’m sure the guys in Scranton, PA just like to read about all the fun parties they can’t attend.

-X Cartel is releasing the first title from director Marco Banderas. I wonder if he’s any relation to Antonio? Anyways, I guess Marco is done directing for Mercenary Pictures. But at least Marco realizes what a great gig he has: “It was amazing to work with some of the hottest women in porn.” No shit Marco.

-Cezar Capone is releasing My Personal Panties this week through Pulse Distribution. Pulse also distributes Penthouse, which subsidizes piracy by the way. I think I’ve mentioned that before. The title is directed by Emily Rigby, whom salesdude Howard Levine says is “the female Bill Fisher.” Bill Fisher is the alter ego to Cezar Capone, Cezar Capone being the male Emily Rigby. Emily is no stranger to directing, having not only helmed this female masturbation flick but also Monsters Of Cock 5. How’s that for diversity?

-Michael Lucas will return to Fire Island with the release of Fire Island Cruising 9: Return to Fire Island Part I and Fire Island Cruising 10: Return to Fire Island Part II. They will be followed up by Fire Island Cruising 11: This Time It’s Personal, Fire Island Cruising 12 : Electric Bugaloo, Fire Island Cruising 13 : The Prequel, Fire Island Cruising 14 : Is there a Taco Bell on Fire Island?, Fire Island Cruising 15 : The Prequel Part 2, Fire Island Cruising 16 : Who farted?, and Fire Island Cruising 17 : A retrospective. I can’t wait!

-VOD site AEBN has added a Flash Player to it’s network of theaters. Sounds cool and all. I want to add a flash player to my eyeballs, so like when I see a girl, they immediately flash me. Someone needs to invent that. Get on it AEBN!

-Apparently whomever is hosting Porn Star Karaoke is now newsworthy. Look…I don’t mean to bust anyone’s balls here…but I have a few problems with this as “news”. First of all, who really attends this thing anyway? And if they do…do they really care who is hosting it? Were people going…’man I wasn’t going to attend PSK tonight until I saw that Ami Emerson was hosting it!’? This is like McDonalds putting out a Press Release announcing “Rico will be working the grill tonight, and he’ll also be in charge of french fries…come on out and see him!” Oh shit, I just noticed that my buddy Tony Batman will be in attendance. Expect an onslaught of Press Releases to follow.

-Anabolic and Paradise Visuals are seeing record reorders of that movie where John Bobbitt shows off his mutilated cock. Hot! The infamous Bobbitt has a story that has struck fear into the hearts of men for over a decade. Bobbitt will be on-hand to autograph copies of the movie at the Deja Vu in Las Vegas on September 27th. Stop in there and say hi to their buyer Matt, he’s a bright, young buyer in the business that’s doing a great job for Deja Vu.

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